If you believe this country has enemies and want to protect your family from them – vote Conservative.

If you believe the biggest dangers to this country are our own moral failings, and you think we need to improve ourselves – vote Labour.

If you want to register a protest and teach our political masters a lesson, even if it weakens our country – vote for one of the rag-bag of lesser parties.

If you don’t give a damn who’s in power because, fuck it, you can always move abroad – don’t bother to vote.